Porter-ism

Tonight I was reading Porter a story before bedtime. The evening's selection, "B is for Buckaroo." Obviously this is an alphabet book. Well, letter P describes Pecos Bill, who saddled a cyclone as legends tell.

Porter pointed to the cyclone and said, "Mommy that looks 'tary." (That's SCARY in Porter speak."

I said, "Well, buddy, that's a cyclone he's riding,"

Porter's response, "No Mommy, that's a TOE-MADO."

Heck, I'm impressed he even knew what a tornado was...